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Fairy tale erotic rewrite

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I love fairy tales. My favorite is The Princess and the Pea. It is about a prince trying to find a true princess to marry. One night a woman comes to the door seeking shelter from the storm. She claims to be a princess. They test her by placing a small pea under a bunch of mattresses. She is unable to sleep because she feels the pea. Only then do they believe she is a true princess. Only a real princess would feel the pea over all those mattresses.

Not disrespecting fairy tales, but I thought it would be fun to re write my favorite fairy tale and add a little erotic flavor to it. I hope you enjoy. Please, remember this was just for fun.

Once upon a time there lived a prince. He was a lonely prince. He spent most of his days roaming the village checking out beautiful maidens. He could have any girl he wanted, but he couldn’t seem to find the right one. They were either too tall or short. Had too big of boobs or none at all.

There were a few that seemed promising but they came with rumors of being “loose”.

Giving up hope of finding a wife the prince decided to just play the field. He had a new flavor almost everyday. He rather enjoyed fooling around than trying to settle. Why tie himself down to one woman when he can have a variety?

Years passed and the prince was losing interest of pleasing a new girl all the time. Although similar, when it came to sexual pleasure they varied greatly. Some wanted soft romance. Others wanted kisses and cuddles. Some even liked it rough. It was becoming tiresome for the prince to keep up with how each lady liked to be fucked.

Back on his search for his princess, he is again stressed with finding the right one.

One day during a rare blizzard a lady knocks on the castle doors. Greeted by the prince she tells him that she was robbed while making her journey home, to her kingdom.

The prince hardly believes that a beautiful goddess like herself is a princess and yet traveling alone. Feeling for her he offers her shelter for the night.

The prince escorts her to her room. Before leaving he spies on her through the crack of the door.

He watches as she slips out of her clothes. Exposing her flawless bronzed skin. She let down her hair which fell to the middle of her back. As she turned around he could see her perfectly round breasts. Her nipples were erect, along with the prince.

From her coat pocket she retrieves a small round device. Sprawling on the bed she does something to make it come alive. She traces it all along her body but focuses it mainly between her legs. Her toes curled as she moaned. The prince watched in excitement as she got off.

It wasn’t long before they were married and the prince got to try the pea like device that got his princess off that cold stormy night.

I hope you enjoyed my fairy tale re-write.

My Opinion

How a sex blogger keeps their mind occupied during snowstorm

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As I sit by my window sipping tea and looking out in to the snowy world; I am reminded how growing up everyone seemed fixated on outside winter activities like snowboarding or skating. I on the other hand always thought about naked girls in hot tubs trying to get warm from the winter cold. I imagined couples snuggling and making out by the fireplace. They would be completely naked and under a soft fluffy blanket.

Everything is so dry during the frigid winter because of lack of moisture in air. I always day dreamed about lotioning some beautiful goddess. Never imagined the happy ending like you see in numerous porn movies. I just enjoyed thinking about the teasing and touching.

Winter can bring many different memories for a bunch of people. For me, I still think about those erotic situations. While others are thinking about sledding, building a fort or a snowman, I am thinking about all the new naughty ways a person can have sex.

One of my favorite scenarios was being stranded in the woods. Me and another person (sometimes a girl sometimes a guy) would be driving in the backwoods during a snowstorm. Our vehicle would break down. Miles from anywhere we try to make the best of the situation. To stay warm without consuming all our gas at once we crawl into the backseat and snuggle.

Of course snuggling led to other activities. Innocent kisses on the neck which would send goosebumps through my entire body. Nibbling of my ear. French kissing. While our tongues were exploring each others mouth are hands were exploring each others body.

When it became too much the clothes came off. Even in the freezing temperatures we stayed warm from the heat of our bodies.

I never thought much past the sex, as far as being rescued. I just enjoyed the thought of having sex while stranded in a blizzard. Those are the things I think about as I watch the snow fall while enjoying my cup of tea.

Do you have special fantasies for the winter time? Comment down below I would love to hear them.